LaTrina and Jamie
Trina - In a ranking of the most useless of Foot Family pets">
LaTrina and Jamie
Trina - In a ranking of the most useless of Foot Family pets, Trina, aka, LT, white bastard, Treenie-weenie, Old Salt (the sea cat), Sugar Dumpling, easily ranks near the top. Found abandoned by the apartment building that Harold used to manage, Trina was rescued from certain death as a side dish at the local Thai restaurant. To show her gratitude, Trina sheds excessively and complains loudly whenever being ignored.
Cinnamon Richard, aka Dick, Dickie Dog, Dickster
After buying their house, Laurie and Harold realized they needed some more aggravation in their lives so they got a miniature dachshund. After having lived with many of the long short ones, Harold knew that this breed would not disappoint. Dick has proven to be a true pain-in-the-butt wiener dog.
Thomas Cleary, aka Tommy, Tommy Burger
Thomas Cleary is the newest addition to the Foot house. Tommy is beloved for his pitiful wail and his ear licking/biting.
Cleo and Eric
Cleo was living with mom but she's now back with Eric. As shown in this
picture, taken at Huntington "dog" Beach, Cleo loves the water.
Ashley
Ashley lives with Harold and Laurie. Ashley, rumored to be the offspring of an affair between a cat and a possum, is actually the product of incest - her mom and dad are also her aunt and uncle. Ashley is believed to be part Klingon. Her most impressive victory to date is the litter box trouncing of LaTrina, which Jamie refers to as a shameful, cowardly, sneak attack.
Shadow
Shadow has lived with Laurie and Harold for ten years. Shadow has been asleep for nine and half of those years. Shadow joined the Foot Family since Laurie demanded a cat immediately after getting married. Shadow is like a stuffed animal with a spine. Shadow has many aliases - Bug, Buggy, Buglaus, Yogi, Shada, Moon Shadow, Slutty (Shadow loves men), Dumb A**, etc.
RIP Buck, the North Dakotan Juvenile Delinquent
What can you say about a dog you've never met? Well, not much. Buck lived with Kathy, Randy, and Jacob and, according to Kathy, he was a pup with a troubled past. He occasionally stole bread from the table and he's known to have chased squirrels. Once, in Fargo, he ran away to the Fleet Farm.
RIP Link
Link the Lap Tumor also lived with Mom, but he lived his final
days with
K & D. He wasn't good for
much. But he did keep your lap warm on even the hottest of days ...
thanks Link!
RIP Pete
Pete lived with Mom up in Montana. He was the toughest of all Foot pets. He took on any and all dogs and one time he even fought with a garbage can. Did I mention Petey's eyes weren't so good?
RIP - Connie
Connie, whose full name was Conejilla Susana, lived with Harold when he shared an apartment with Jamie. Later she lived with Harry and Laurie, thereby allowing Jamie to open a fridge without hearing Connie's demanding screams for lechuga (Spanish for lettuce). Connie fit right in with the foot family: bad hair and an attitude to match. In fact, Ashley and Shadow used to stay away from this foul-tempered rodent.
RIP Oscar - He's not bleeding, it's a tomato juice bath to eliminate the odor of skunk defeat.
Question: Why do all Foots hate Amy Grant?
Answer: Beside the obvious reasons, she killed our dog.
You see, one Christmas the aforementioned Ms. Grant made a lousy holiday special
on location in Montana. While the Foot family was watching this telecast,
our beloved little dachshund Oscar ran over to my sister Kris, took his last
little doggie dump, and died. My brother-in-law didn't look too good
either. Amy Grant, dog killing bitch.
RIP - Missy
Of all Foot pets, past and present, Marge's Montana Misty, aka
Missy...has achieved sainthood. So don't be saying anything bad about
Missy, y'hear?
RIP - Gato Loco, the crazy cat
No, this is not a photo of a dead cat. This is gato loco
(crazy cat). Well known for being the biggest stoner in cat history, gato
cemented a place in the Foot Family Pet Hall of Fame by 1)picking fights with
the doberman (Missy) and 2)hanging off of the roof of the house trying to catch
birds who nested in the eaves. Many times during dinner a terrible yowling
could be heard out the kitchen window. It was just gato, falling off the
roof yet again.
RIP Herd
At one time, a long time ago in Montana, 30+ head of cattle roamed the Foot farm. However, due to the carnivorous habits of the Foot family, this number dropped. Eventually, we were left with only one cow. Thus, she became - - - our Herd. Not really a pet in a true sense (except maybe in a Green Acres' way), Herd did like listening to the radio and chewing her cud.
Last Updated, January 2, 2005